anja... that's me.

Um meinem kleinen VW Polo mal was Gutes zu tun, hab ich für meine Winterreifen tolle Original-VW-Radkappen ersteigert. Für 35€. Richtig schick sah er gestern aus, als ich die Kappen an die Räder gemacht habe. Und heute morgen? Alle 4 weg, geklaut. Vielen Dank Ihr Arschlöcher da draußen!

So, musste mal gesagt werden.

fmylife:

Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey’s who asked for my number while I was grocery shopping. We decided to each bring a friend. I brought my roommate. He brought his girlfriend. FML

The night we met, my mouth said, "nice to meet you." My heart said, "oh, I've found you."

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IDIO(T/M)S

laureola:

2b-lounge:

Dear british and american reader,

of course your language contains different phrases or better: IDIOMS you use to explain somthing in a mostly metaphorical way. One example I can mention is: “to be six feet under” which means not be alive anymore. In Germany we would say “Die Radischen von unten angucken” :)

Every english teacher I had at school told me NOT to translate our german idioms literally.

BUT: FUCK! Thats the most amusing thing ever!

Ok, I’ll introduce you in the IDIOTS “literally translating german idioms” WAY:

Under all Pig

Don’t paint the devil on the wall

Morning hour has gold in the mouth

There bites the mouse no yarn through

Oh you green nine!

That is the jumping point

Enter if youre not a taylor

We slept until the puppets

Please, let the church in the kitchen

I whish you neck and legbreak

Under all gun

You have a bird

Hey old Swede

My name is rabbit, I know from nothing!

Youre heavy on wire

I think it’s almost necessary to speak german to understand them. But I think you would also start to laugh when you hear that.

Dear German reader, do you know more???

can’t think of any others but this is really great!